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Harry and Draco are walking hand in hand in a field of corn. They love looking at the sun shinning on the fields.
Draco turns to Harry and says,"I am glad we listened to Hermione and came to Kansas for our honeymoon,it's so very different."
Harry turns toward Draco and kisses him urgently. "You know" says Harry,"We have to make love in the corn field before we leave."
"What a brilliant idea," says Draco, as they begin to kiss,Harry asks"Who's going to be on the bottom?"
"Not me!" They both say at the same time.