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28 March 2011 @ 01:34 pm
Marry,Shag or Cliff :)  
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people (I will pick only fictional people for you)
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push down a) cliff.

Okay girlofavalon gave me Draco Malfoy,Luke Skywalker and Frodo.

And brumeux77 gave me Pippin,Xander and Ron.

Luke Skywalker and Xander they make good marriage material. I believe Luke would make a fantastic husband. I also think that that I would enjoy having sex with both since... What is a marriage without it?

LukeLuke Skywalker Pictures, Images and Photos

XanderXander Pictures, Images and Photos

2.I decided that I would shag Draco and Ron. Draco is one sexy Wizard and well Ron's wife would be expected to have lots of children and I'll let his wife do that and I'll just have fun and brilliant sex with these two. Oh yes and Draco and Ron are both pure bloods so they have to marry pure bloods. Oh maybe I'll talk them into a little threeway action as well.....Mmmmmmmmm ;)

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DracoImage and video hosting by TinyPic

3.I'm sooooooo sorry Hobbits I have to cliff you *pouts* And I adore Pippin and Frodo but I can't be with Hobbits sexually and so off the cliff they go but they just roll down it and hop up to run off and eat and drink.

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Pippinpippin Pictures, Images and Photos
susan5124susan5124 on March 28th, 2011 10:59 pm (UTC)
I'll do this on my journal too minus the pics because most every time I try to post pics they only show up as links. *sigh* I really need to learn how to post pics.

Well, this really depends on whether or not I have a time-turner handy. If there happened to be one lying around, I would find what the polygamy laws are in the Wizarding World. If it turns out I would get sent to Azkaban for having 2 husbands then I'd get Hermione to look for a loophole in the law or find an ancient and nearly forgotten spell or potion to make it not only possible, but mandatory that I have 2 husbands. Hermione, of course, would love having an excuse to read more books. Hermione would not only find this spell or potion because she is the brightest Witch of her age, she'd discover that Harry was cursed during the war and he must marry a Muggle or die. Harry will then explain to Draco that if he wants to marry Harry he has to marry me too and it will be perfectly legal because of the spell or potion that Hermione just found. While they are having that conversation I will then sneak away with borrow Harry's invisibility cloak, buy a ginger wig to disguise myself to resemble Rose Weasley, and use the time-turner to go forward in time to 2027 and shag a very eager 21 year old bisexual Scorpius under the cloak to make sure no one finds out and tells his father or his boyfriend Albus Severus. Then I'd go back in time and push Ron off a cliff. Hermione would secretly be grateful because she was getting tired of having to nag Ron since he never did anything the way she wanted him to and she still gets kinky ghost sex with him on a regular basis, which is better than the regular sex they had while he has alive because Ron really wasn't all that adventurous in bed. Ron still visits his kids on a regular basis, doesn't have to put up with Hermione's nagging and is happy helping to manage the Heavenly branch of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with Fred. Then I would find Harry and explain how it really was for everyone's benefit (Draco didn't need much convincing). I'd then marry Harry and Draco and we would all live (or in Ron's case be dead) happily ever after.
If no time-turner was available, then I would sneak away with borrow Harry's invisibility cloak and shag Ron under it so Hermione won't catch us and get angry with me since I'll need a favor from her later, while teaching him a few moves that I know will make Hermione very happy. I'm certain he won't tell her because he is secretly a bit scared to cross her. Then after Hermione has had a chance to benefit from the sex lessons I so generously provided Ron, I'll ask her to find the spell or potion I need and suggest to her that Harry isn't looking well and is it possible he's been cursed? Then once Hermione uses the spell or gives me the potion she found and it makes it necessary for me to have 2 husbands and discovers I was right about Harry being cursed, she talks to Harry and Draco and insists that she is right and they must both marry me. While they are arguing over whether Mrs. Weasley or Narcissa should be in charge of planning the wedding, I take 5 year old Scorpius, who I know is part Veela from his father's side, and push him off a cliff. He is already such a powerful veela/wizard that he just grows wings and flies around. Harry, Draco and I get married and raise Scorpius. Harry, Draco and I are extremely happy and shag on a daily basis.

I just realized in the first scenario that I shagged my future stepson, but technically he wasn't my stepson yet. Oh, well. No big deal.
lijahloverlijahlover on March 29th, 2011 02:08 am (UTC)
Oh my what an imagination I like it LOLOLO :D
susan5124susan5124 on March 29th, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
THIS is a good example of why I don't write fanfiction! LOL Anything I wrote would be would be crack and not even good crack.
I couldn't just say marry Harry, shag adult Scorpius and push Ron off a cliff because Harry has to be with Draco, I can't push a kid off a cliff under normal circumstances and I can't leave Hermione a widow without making sure the family's needs are taken care of. These were the only solutions I could come up with where everyone, especially myself, would be happy. What can I say? I have Gryffindor and Slytherin in me. Gryffindor look out for other people and Slytherin find a way to get what they want in the end. ;)
lijahlover: Coffee cup with Elijah and a heartlijahlover on March 29th, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
Oh I see both a Lion and a Sepent :)