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24 February 2011 @ 05:46 pm
These are brilliantly funny *g*  
I just stole this from my friend slashbycaranfin

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ^%$ tomorrow.
moffel83moffel83 on February 24th, 2011 11:53 pm (UTC)
LOL, these are great!:)
lijahlover: Tea?lijahlover on February 24th, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
These are so much fun and sometimes we can use a good laugh :)
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lijahlover: Emma with cute short hairlijahlover on February 25th, 2011 12:13 am (UTC)
I know so very funny *chuckles*
simeysgirl: pandakjp_013 on February 25th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
Haha!! These are hilarious! #7 will leave me chuckling for days. I need that on an icon!
lijahlover: Harry Potter cast icon T/D holding handslijahlover on February 25th, 2011 12:17 am (UTC)
That would make a great icon saying LOL!
queen of pain: merlin: bradley and colinn_isfor_neville on February 25th, 2011 12:21 am (UTC)
I've read some of these before, but I still got a good laugh out of them. Thanks for sharing!
lijahlover: Dan and Tom at Cricketlijahlover on February 25th, 2011 12:28 am (UTC)
Yes I have to but they are so much fun to read again :)
frolijah_fan_54: Gotta Laugh by Ladysnapsfrolijah_fan_54 on February 25th, 2011 02:38 am (UTC)
Oh those ARE good!! Thanks for the laughs!!
lijahlover: Dan and Tom at Cricketlijahlover on February 25th, 2011 03:18 am (UTC)
You're welcome bb *hugs*
Prim: Elijah Smiling Animated Primprimula_baggins on February 25th, 2011 03:44 am (UTC)
lol. These were great!

lijahlover: Error pic to sexy to displaylijahlover on February 25th, 2011 04:59 am (UTC)
These are very funny I enjoyed them *g*
susan5124susan5124 on February 25th, 2011 05:06 am (UTC)
LMAO Thanks for sharing!
lijahlover: Tom is sexy in Greylijahlover on February 25th, 2011 04:58 pm (UTC)
You're welcome :)
hereticalvisionhereticalvision on February 25th, 2011 11:54 am (UTC)
Oh God, #6. I nearly choked.
lijahlover: Frodaylijahlover on February 25th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
I know it's so evil yet funny *giggles*
Nennenenne on February 25th, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
Thanks for a good laugh! :D
lijahlover: Frodaylijahlover on February 25th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
You're welcome :)
lynx212: Can't Brain Todaylynx212 on March 1st, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
LOL These are greatness!!
lijahlover: I need more cowbelllijahlover on March 1st, 2011 06:13 am (UTC)
I know I really love # 7 so much LOL!