Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I bought porn for  incinerapture (10 points). In April starrose17 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I punched tristanpaulus in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-670 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
In what universe is this nice??? I was evil through most the whole letter!
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to snugglemintfics in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I broke honestly_sweets's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I pulled megyal's hair (-5 points). In July on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I set harukameko's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been nice (177 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May alovelycupoftea and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to meltmed in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I pushed xrupertgasmx in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-726 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
