Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I bought porn for Overall, I've been naughty (-670 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
In what universe is this nice??? I was evil through most the whole letter!
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to Overall, I've been nice (177 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May Overall, I've been naughty (-726 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |