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06 October 2009 @ 04:22 pm
Silliness meme  
Dear F-list,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my salt- beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and With tears of sadness.

Love always,
Lij




Dear (person),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my Socks

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your pants?
Black - My father
White - My boyfriend
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
FRIENDS - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your New Kids on the Block blanketold
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - am better off without you
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without your love and your sweet, sweet ass

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

Snagged from mystik_rose
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Deborah Henning-Huff: Good/Bad Witchhogwartsvixxxen on October 7th, 2009 12:09 am (UTC)
lijahlover I'm sorry to have to tell you but Our romance is over
I had too much to drink our first night together and B>When I threw up in your sock drawer</b> I knew.
Afterwards I went through all the clothes In your closet
Well you wouldn't Sit on my face or read my Harry Potter Animagus fic about The elephant in the corner
Then I got High
But High or drunk I can still drive better than you because>B>That your driving sucks</b>
I wonder will you still wear Your toe ring I bought you?
I'll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it and I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I feel Our friendship is ruined so
Go drown yourself.




Edited at 2009-10-07 12:10 am (UTC)
lijahlover: HP Cast -Angstlijahlover on October 7th, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)
OMG just OMG!!!!

ROTFLMAO
Deborah Henning-Huff: Adorable Kitty Wuv Youhogwartsvixxxen on October 7th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)
LOL well I still love you.
lijahlover: Girl in fall leaveslijahlover on October 7th, 2009 12:23 am (UTC)
And I still love you :)
ladysnaps: brightlaughladysnaps on October 7th, 2009 02:08 am (UTC)
Dear Lijahlover,

I don't really know how to tell you this, the mafia wants you. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants in your car and I saw you pull the clothes off my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Ladysnaps

LOL!! :-D
lijahlover: Elijah H magazinelijahlover on October 7th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
LOL brilliant and me with a sex change :)
La Mystiquemystik_rose on October 7th, 2009 02:31 am (UTC)
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital

LOL!! Man, I love this meme! XD
lijahlover: Elijah H magazinelijahlover on October 7th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
It's a great meme :)
John Carterbrumeux77 on October 7th, 2009 03:55 am (UTC)
Dear lijahlover,

I don’t really know how to tell you this: I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you knock out the Montreal Canadiens’ goalie. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your toe ring to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Go drown yourself,

Brumeux



I did this years ago, but the options have changed since then.
lijahlover: HP Cast -Angstlijahlover on October 7th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
Yes the options seem to change some :)
randomdarlingrandomdarling on October 7th, 2009 11:30 am (UTC)
Dear lijahlover,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it when U tripped on the peanut butter in your closet and I saw you knock out the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I’m allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without your love and your sweet, sweet ass and you should stp picking your nose.

Love always,
randomdarling



This really is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. :)
lijahlover: Autumn pumpkin iconlijahlover on October 8th, 2009 12:33 am (UTC)
Stop picking my nose huh LOL!