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07 June 2009 @ 02:28 am
Happy Sunday everyone!  
funny pictures of cats with captions
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funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
 
 
Current Location: kansas city
Current Mood: cheerful
 
 
 
moonlitdarkmoonlitdark on June 7th, 2009 07:34 am (UTC)
Heeheeheeeee!

Happy Sunday! :D
lijahlover: D/H -Coming Soonlijahlover on June 7th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC)
*hugs* :D
White Rabbitt: Heatherlather2002 on June 7th, 2009 10:16 am (UTC)
A Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you arrived?"

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"


lijahloverlijahlover on June 7th, 2009 05:53 pm (UTC)
Re: A Cat Heaven
LOL that was the best!
Jackie: Colin Firthjackieville on June 7th, 2009 10:46 am (UTC)
*giggles*

Happy Sunday, darling!!!
lijahloverlijahlover on June 7th, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
Thank you hun *hugs*
John Carterbrumeux77 on June 7th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
ROTFL at the second pic. I had to send it along to Mrs. B. and Lady A.!
lijahloverlijahlover on June 7th, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
It's so funny I loved it :)