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01 December 2008 @ 03:11 pm
I'm getting coal for christmas!  
Well I have beeen naughty this year *g*

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I bought porn for illuminated_sin (10 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to b_briarwood in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mahmfic (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-3971 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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lijahlover: Elijah Woodlijahlover on December 2nd, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
LOL! And all I did was apologize to poor Megan for killing her. Where's the remorse and I get coal from Santa to I deserve a more harsh punishment like a spanking.