December 22nd, 2010

Elijah w/doggie paws

Another letter to Santa :)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I gave elijahs_mumble a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed saura_'s flat tire (15 points). In June on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I gave fuyu_icons a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (964 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!


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