Title: "Twelve Days of Draco Malfoy">
Fandom: Harry Potter
Word Count: 6,612
Spoilers/Warnings: EWE. Silliness.
Summary: Harry tries to spend the holiday season at Malfoy Manor as a Ministry official. If only Malfoy's wardrobe would stop relentlessly seducing him...
Notes: Merry Christmas to kallysten! Thanks for being an awesome friend for so many years! :D
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What I love about it:
This is amazingly written and so funny I was wiping away tears many times during reading this gem. It also had quite a few times that I ROTFLMAO at the comments made and Harry's cluelessness. I also with Harry looked forward to each new outfit that Draco would wear. One of my favorite ones had him in royal blue eyeliner. I now have a thing for Draco in royal blue eyeliner. *wibbles*
I just read this story a few minutes ago and had to rec this gem :)
This is just one brilliant excerpt from the story:
The outfit reminded Harry of a gazelle or deer or some other graceful forest creature, which in turn make the metaphoric lion within Harry want to chase, pounce, and devour. Malfoy had topped off the whole ensemble with silver buckles and belt-clasps and a silver hoop earring in his left ear.
Once, when Harry was trying to be surreptitious about his ogling, the silver earring suddenly yawned and stretched its wings, and Harry practically choked on his tea when he realized that it was actually a tiny, impossibly slender, silver dragon threaded through Malfoy’s earlobe. Harry would have sworn that Malfoy’s dragon earring actually winked at him before wrapping his tail around its nose once more and disguising itself as a simple hoop.
Needless to say, the Australian undersecretary was a bit put out that Harry hadn’t managed to hear a word he’d said.